Funny Stuff

Alice words

Alice is currently wearing a bathing suit over her clothing and asking to go to a hotel. (facebook status update - March 4)

amado - tomorrow
merday - mermaid

I can't remember when Kate started it, but often when she's putting on her own pants she'll put two legs in one pant leg and say I'm a mermaid.  Alice has picked up on this and calls herself a merday.

Kate conversations

We were all upstairs and I was sharing a funny thing I'd read on facebook with Ken and Kate got very sad. Ken asked her if perhaps she didn't think it was funny, to which she responded that no she didn't think it was funny. Then with a very sad face and a very sad little voice Kate said "Daddy, you love Mommy more than me!"

Kate: Daddy, look what Alice has done.
Ken: Can you tell me Kate, I can't look right now.
Kate: She made a mess with her yogourt.
Ken: Oh great.
Kate: That's not great.
Ken: I know Kate, I was being sarcastic.
Kate: Oh.

Kate: Daddy you're my husband.
Ken: No I'm not, I'm married to Mommy. I'm your Daddy, not your husband.
Kate: NO! You're my husband.
Ken: You can't marry me, who is a boy that's your own age that you want to marry?
Kate: I want to marry Ezra.
Ken: You can't marry Ezra, he's your cousin. Who's another boy that you know that you want to marry.
Kate: I want to marry Twilight Sparkle.
Ken: You can't marry Twilight Sparkle, she's a pony, and a toy.
Kate: I WANT TO MARRY TWILIGHT SPARKLE!
Ken: You can't marry me or Ezra or Twilight Sparkle, who do you want to marry?
Kate: I want to marry all of them.

(A few minutes later.)

Kate: Mommy, I'm your husband.

Can you say hopeless?!