Friday, December 23, 2016

Scary Stories on the Eve of Christmas Eve

The girls sat in the family room with my phone flashlight and told scary stories.  This is what I heard.



Alice’s Story (I missed the very beginning)

A real monster appeared, a fish man and it struck lightening and it boomed and it boomed and it was a zombie and it screamed and it said “I want your brain” and every time she saw that zombie she felt like death.

A zombie came and gobbled up her brain and the next day she went to school and her teacher said “what is 100 + 1” and she said “2?”  And her teacher said “what is wrong with you?” And she said “my head is empty it has no brain in it. This is a nightmare.”

And the zombie came and ate the Mom's brain and the Dad's brain and the Dad went to work and he didn't know who to call and he just sat there pushing the same button all day.


Kate’s Story

Once upon a time on a dark and stormy night there was a girl all alone in a cabin. And it was in the middle of nowhere in a forest. And she was all alone when all of a sudden the phone rang. And a deep voice said "you have food? Me hungry!" And the girl responded "yes I have tons of it"

The voice responded “what's your address?”

“52 in the middle of nowhere.”

And the voice hung up and the girl heard tromping in the forest then she heard ding dong.

And she carefully touched the doorknob, and it was Frankenstien and without asking the monster dove into the girls cabin and he ate all the food in there and even when he ate the last cookie he said, “me hungry, me want more food.”  He said “you know where find meat?” And with that said he picked up the girl and put her in a sack and went tromping through the forest until he reached the monster lair. And there was a pot of boiling water and one stick. The monster Frankenstien showed the monster to all of his allies. And the monsters said “you have caught food.”  “Me caught a lot of it.” And the monsters all cheered and they stuck the girl on a stick and as soon as they did they heard someone says stop. And they said “why?” Then they put her in a sack again and put her in a cave and she was never seen or heard from again.

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